programmers are like... Thursday, January 7, 2010

programmers are like....prostitutes.

1. we work weird (night) shift...
just like prostitutes.

2. they pay you to make the client happy...
just like a prostitute.

3. the client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny...
just like a prostitute.

4. you are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
just like a prostitute.

5. your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you...
just like a prostitute.

6. when you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed...
just like a prostitute.

7. but when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell...
just like a prostitute.

8. the client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you...
just like a prostitute.

9. when people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it...
just like a prostitute.

10. every day when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spent the rest of my life doing this."
just like a prostitute ........

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